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    Paging CHUM

    ..ok I know you're all about all the Gospel according to Chuck Norris. But as I was watching "24" last night, I was thinking...hm...shouldn't there be a list about Jack Bauer? You gotta admit, the guy freakin rules. Let's discuss this further this weekend at 24HOA ok??? cheers, becky

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    (hijack sorry)
    Who else can yell at jetliner pilots to land a plan on a small span of freeway with an F-18 hot on their ass!

    Logan should have pulled the trigger, ok back to work!

    Ryan

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbecky
    ..ok I know you're all about all the Gospel according to Chuck Norris. But as I was watching "24" last night, I was thinking...hm...shouldn't there be a list about Jack Bauer? You gotta admit, the guy freakin rules. Let's discuss this further this weekend at 24HOA ok??? cheers, becky
    So far I've successfully avoided getting sucked into the "24" series....I've got a feelin' that's not gonna last too long though.. Now I'm gonna go out and buy all the dang DVD's so I know what the heck is goin' on - jeesh!

    OH! Guess what I just found:
    http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty

    so far I like this one:
    "Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys."

    Awesome

    See ya at 24HOA...I'll be all smiles until about 3am...then I'll just be smelly and grumpy and hungry and tired and smelly and really wantin' a beer and smelly
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    Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a *****.

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    excellent~

    ..I am SO DOWN with the lemonade fact. Thanks for the link!

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    And now for something completely random (duh..)

    A site dedicated to determining who is the baddest of them all - Jack or Chuck
    http://www.jackvschuck.com/

    In short...:
    "The two exchange blows for a while, Jack repeatedly snaps Chuck's neck, and Chuck gets off a good 25-30 roundhouse kicks to Jack's head. Both are a little worse for the wear, but neither is seriously injured.

    At this point both Jack and Chuck realize that they are incapable of being destroyed. After comparing stories they also realize they have been setup. This realization sets into a series of events that involves them both hijacking a domestic flight from LA to New York, breaking various federal and interstate laws, postal fraud, and kidnapping, in order to get back at those who set them up. Lots of people get their necks snapped and roundhouse kicked to the head, but after 24 hours those responsible have been killed and both Jack and Chuck go home to have sex with females."

    Totally Awesome
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    Holy crap. I am laughing.

    Name: Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris Jr.
    Birthday: March 10, 1940
    Birthplace: Oklahoma
    Current Location: Right behind you
    Eye Color: Blue with specks of insanity
    Hair Color: Strawberry-Blonde
    Height: 5'10
    Right Handed or Left Handed: Chooses to use his feet in most situations
    Heritage: 50% American Indian, 50% American Hero
    Death Count : Unknown
    Weakness: None
    Fears: None
    Hobbies: Telling little boys they have AIDS
    Long Term Goals : Roundhouse kicking
    Motto: "I am Chuck Norris "
    Favorite Color : Lavender
    Favorite TV Show: Texas Ranger
    Favorite Movie: Delta Force

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