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    Happened upon couple doin it on the trail across from Skeggs today

    I was trail running today on the Skyline trail and came across a couple getting it on right on the trail. I didn't want to turn around, much less watch this unattractive couple, so just walked right past them while they were pulling up their pants. You'd think they'd at least try to drop down off piste a little instead of doing it right on the trail and less than 1/8 mile from the Skyline entrance.

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    There was a very enthusiastic couple getting rad right across from me when I rigged this largemouth. It was awesome.
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    So the main problem was that they were unattractive?

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    Tires be slingin' everything sticky they roll over. There are some things you don't want slung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamingtaco View Post
    Tires be slingin' everything sticky they roll over. There are some things you don't want slung.
    Ugly girls swall.... ugh...

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    Hell, ugly or not, I would've enjoyed the show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    So the main problem was that they were unattractive?
    As unpopular as that is, it's true. At discovery park, I saw two homeless enjoying some not so alone time on the grass by the river. Not the overgrown, tree and berry bush hidden part of the river either. The open lawn, everyone enjoy the nice view part of the river. They were not attractive, except perhaps to various insects. That made it a very different experience from any video I've accidentally stumbled across. It was gross. I mean, I watched until they were done but still...
    All out of S**** and down to my last F***

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    Doesn't everyone enjoy some slap and tickle on the trails? Who's gonna go first ? Ok I'll ... nevermind !
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    Pics or it didn't happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    So the main problem was that they were unattractive?
    I see no problem ... Hell even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then ! Just sayin ...
    You became weak loafing around in that big girly gear! -Soares

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    Used to see people Doin it (or at least hastily putting clothes back on)on night rides up here in the east bay all the time.

    not so much lately. not sure why there's been such a dropoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acctnut View Post
    I was trail running today on the Skyline trail and came across a couple getting it on right on the trail. I didn't want to turn around, much less watch this unattractive couple, so just walked right past them while they were pulling up their pants. You'd think they'd at least try to drop down off piste a little instead of doing it right on the trail and less than 1/8 mile from the Skyline entrance.


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    To freak out the guy: Should have asked the woman "What time is dinner Mom?",
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    Happened upon couple doin it on the trail across from Skeggs today

    I missed that but was trimming trail side last night and smiled when I saw a rubber in an area that was mostly poison ivy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dupree View Post
    should have asked the woman "what time is dinner mom?",


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    A few years ago, I was riding out at Folsom lake. The trail I was on snakes along the water's edge, so there are quite a few inlets where the trail hugs both sides. I came across a guy who pulled his boat into the inlet and was busy pounding his wife/girlfriend on the back flat cushion of the boat. They both saw me but there was no pause in the action. Since I had to travel all around the inlet, I had to witness this for a few minutes. It gave a whole new meaning to pleasure boat.

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    This thread has the potential to be locked by a moderator in (probably) less than 5 more posts-

    Just saying, I deleted my next joke I was typing knowing this to be fact-
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    Damn, need more entertainment.

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    There's no moderators here, or admins for that matter, just advertisers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twowheelmotion View Post
    This thread has the potential to be locked by a moderator in (probably) less than 5 more posts-

    Just saying, I deleted my next joke I was typing knowing this to be fact-
    Seriously? There's no flaming going on here. Post your joke...

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    Sex today on the trail Report

    Just got back from a ride with the GF ... "first base" only with a "Stop it" thrown in for discouragement !
    You became weak loafing around in that big girly gear! -Soares

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    came over a hill to see a couple doin' it up at Grant Ranch a long time ago. The guy gave me the thumbs up and just kept on going. The woman's back was to me, I don't think she ever saw me.
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    I tend to see nice naked boobies in SC every so often. I like boobies...most of the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by squashyo View Post
    I tend to see nice naked boobies in SC every so often. I like boobies...most of the time.
    Hey who doesnt, right?
    Look at my sig...

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    Skeggs is gay anyway.
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    She is touching !

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    Hey who doesnt, right?
    Look at my sig...

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