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    Lonerider12 is the man!!!!!!!! Very classy move dude, seriously. Others might have stayed silent but very cool to come out and apologize. Besides, do you really want Dion to get mad and have his blood pressure go up and then explode?
    They never made the "Slowster"

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    Really. If I explode, I'd coat the trails with digested kale shakes. Not good.

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    Another (the first?) internet success story! All's well that rear-ends well...

    Btw- I ripped off my video from Pinkbike. It's one of my favorite mtb/drama clips of all time!
    Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Really. If I explode, I'd coat the trails with digested kale shakes. Not good.
    Soylent Green is Dion...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtvert View Post
    Another (the first?) internet success story! All's well that rear-ends well...

    Btw- I ripped off my video from Pinkbike. It's one of my favorite mtb/drama clips of all time!
    I got a similar start on mtbr, when an earbud wearing hiker didnt hear me coming and complained on mtbr about it.

    That was 7 years ago and I yell louder than ever at earbud wearing trail users now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtvert View Post
    Another (the first?) internet success story! All's well that rear-ends well...

    Btw- I ripped off my video from Pinkbike. It's one of my favorite mtb/drama clips of all time!
    That video was fantastic! She didn't get hurt except for emotionally which might have been a pre-existing condition anyway. I don't always keep my cool but after she threw her bike at the guy, I might have picked it up and tossed it even further. I am a huge hypocrite! I say great job for one thing then tell you I would get all cray cray and throw a bike. That dude kept his cool and was really cool when he said, "I am not going to leave you here hurt." Maybe she worked for a bike company and thought she would have a sweet workers comp claim.
    They never made the "Slowster"

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    Quote Originally Posted by francois View Post
    Thank gawd man. I was worried about the title as I opened this thread.


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    You know about his bodybuilding past, yes? He has homoerotic stories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pmarshall View Post
    That video was fantastic! She didn't get hurt except for emotionally which might have been a pre-existing condition anyway. I don't always keep my cool but after she threw her bike at the guy, I might have picked it up and tossed it even further. I am a huge hypocrite! I say great job for one thing then tell you I would get all cray cray and throw a bike. That dude kept his cool and was really cool when he said, "I am not going to leave you here hurt." Maybe she worked for a bike company and thought she would have a sweet workers comp claim.
    Yah man, that guy handled it WAY better than I would have. I try to be a nice guy, but I'm pretty sure I would have blown up on that whole group.

    To the OP, good job keeping your cool too. I had a guy run into me at Waterdog and leave a deep gash in my brand new fork, and it took all my self control not to tell him off. Same problem there - target fixation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonerider12 View Post

    Hey Man, that was me. Sorry again. I've never had a collision with another rider before. I just screwed up. Was coming up too fast and as was realizing you were going right, starting to yell, it was just done. I owe you a six-pack. R
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    No biggie,man. Apology accepted! Could've been worse... we all brain fart, homie.

    Thanks for the apology, man.
    You guys should wrestle
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowjnky View Post
    You guys should wrestle
    I'll need to borrow your plastic shower curtain, a couple of Zorro masks, a bottle of baby oil and a VHS camcorder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I'll need to borrow your plastic shower curtain, a couple of Zorro masks, a bottle of baby oil and a VHS camcorder.
    Sounds like a plan, but only if you post it on youtube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I'll need to borrow your plastic shower curtain, a couple of Zorro masks, a bottle of baby oil and a VHS camcorder.
    Pretty sure Porkstacker has that stuff in his massive bike tool bag. Did you know his fat bike has 16lbs of rotating weight?
    They never made the "Slowster"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    You know about his bodybuilding past, yes? He has homoerotic stories.
    I heard he used to shave his ass with a straight razor
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    I prefer leg wrestling to solve disputes as opposed to regular wrestling, but that's just me.

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    I need to open up a hotmale.com account before I post any videos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derekbob View Post
    I prefer leg wrestling to solve disputes as opposed to regular wrestling, but that's just me.
    sounds like scissoring...

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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmHolland View Post
    sounds like scissoring...
    but if you do it hard enough, it's really painful.

    or so I've heard
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    Thumb wrestling is definitely a better way to handle the dispute than leg wrestling.
    Faster is not always better, but it's always more fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorg View Post
    Thumb wrestling is definitely a better way to handle the dispute than leg wrestling.
    Bike Joust!
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    Specialized sucks dong

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    At least Dion didn't come right out saying how much his ass hurt. I have to laugh when guys that don't ride much come back from a trail ride with the buds and comment on how much there ass is hurting! Dude!

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    That's crazy.

    And that chick in the video was a little dramatic....

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