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    Am I doomed or have I won the MTB lottery?

    I'm a 6'8", 265 pound clyde and for the past 5 months, I've been dating a woman who owns a Belgian-style beer pub. I ride at least 100 miles a week, but since we started dating, I've gained at least 10 pounds. I might have to ride more, or learn to love a little belly fat...
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    You sir have won the Lottery.

    Time to start riding to and from the pub to see your girl.
    telling me to stay out of a former bombing range next to a dump while you build huge houses next to it? Screw you.-sandmangts

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    Re: Am I doomed or have I won the MTB lottery?

    Winner winner, chicken dinner!

    Ride more, eat less, drink same.
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    its like you hit the biggest powerball lottery ever..
    BBZ

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin

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    Really, lottery...what are you going to do, slim down so you can attract someone else? STFU or give us the pub address.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigantic View Post
    LMAO! **** dude, you're local! I can be there!

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    It doesn't even matter if she's hot.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigantic
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    LMAO! **** dude, you're local! I can be there!
    I can help too.
    glorth2 and I will meet you there, remove said fattening beers from your hands, consume and repeat.
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