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    I get out to fins as much as possible. Usually a couple three times a month. I am not an expert - really a beginner. Not only are the trails fun, I can get some good advice - from all the awesome people we meet out there. The only time I've ever had problems was a dude who was clearly a very experienced mountain biker almost ran me off the trail on kims and then tail-gated my DH who ate it going down the hurl. This dude did not announce himself or signal or anything. I know this guy is just one guy, but he makes ALL mountain bikers look bad. He wears a DNA kit and is super fast and talented. He needs to take it to heart that there is a difference between "fast and talented" and "great." Just a warning that this guy is out there. I'll prolly say some nasty things to him if he crosses my path again.

    I'm sure all trails have "A"dam "H"enrys on them. But if we all work to be good trail users maybe hikers and horseback riders will like us more. (Coming from a former horse girl who didn't care to share the trail with mountain bikers...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sya_unit View Post
    He wears a DNA kit
    That really says it all right there. It must be that.




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    Quote Originally Posted by sya_unit View Post
    I get out to fins as much as possible. Usually a couple three times a month. I am not an expert - really a beginner. Not only are the trails fun, I can get some good advice - from all the awesome people we meet out there. The only time I've ever had problems was a dude who was clearly a very experienced mountain biker almost ran me off the trail on kims and then tail-gated my DH who ate it going down the hurl. This dude did not announce himself or signal or anything. I know this guy is just one guy, but he makes ALL mountain bikers look bad. He wears a DNA kit and is super fast and talented. He needs to take it to heart that there is a difference between "fast and talented" and "great." Just a warning that this guy is out there. I'll prolly say some nasty things to him if he crosses my path again.

    I'm sure all trails have "A"dam "H"enrys on them. But if we all work to be good trail users maybe hikers and horseback riders will like us more. (Coming from a former horse girl who didn't care to share the trail with mountain bikers...)
    There are guys like that everywhere. Most riders, however, are pretty laid back. And at FINS? I've only met nice folk out there....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sya_unit View Post
    and then tail-gated my DH who ate it
    What is a DH?



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    What is a 'Kit'?

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    Where is this FINS? Can I have a map?

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    There is a sign at the top of The Hurl that clearly says "experts only" as it could be a pretty dangerous trail for a beginner, or anyone for that matter, to be riding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post

    Learn to use your elbows
    that's what I would do....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CridgeMTBT View Post
    There is a sign at the top of The Hurl that clearly says "experts only" as it could be a pretty dangerous trail for a beginner, or anyone for that matter, to be riding.

    I guess my 10 year old is a "expert" then.. most the jumps have slowly been removed and it's a basic down hill section now. Hell even the fun double at the very end was cut down.. only 1/4 of that jump is left.
    Too Many .

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    "This dude did not announce.....He wears a DNA kit"

    Hence DNA....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maadjurguer View Post
    Where is this FINS? Can I have a map?
    Whats a map? Is that like the new iphone gps app?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    What is a 'Kit'?
    i think he slathers himself in the secretions of a young fox

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    was it this guy?

    I'm Faster Than You - YouTube

    ive run into a few db's on the trail, i just ignore them. They are everywhere.....Dont let one a-hole get to ya...just keep on ridin the good ride

    If you really want to, you could stoop to his level and just brake check'em....nuthin like a face full of dust to feed the fire.....maybe he will get some skills and learn how to pass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    What is a DH?
    Dumb Husband ?
    Damn Hillbilly ?
    Doogie Howser ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sya_unit View Post
    I get out to fins as much as possible. Usually a couple three times a month. I am not an expert - really a beginner. Not only are the trails fun, I can get some good advice - from all the awesome people we meet out there. The only time I've ever had problems was a dude who was clearly a very experienced mountain biker almost ran me off the trail on kims and then tail-gated my DH who ate it going down the hurl. This dude did not announce himself or signal or anything. I know this guy is just one guy, but he makes ALL mountain bikers look bad. He wears a DNA kit and is super fast and talented. He needs to take it to heart that there is a difference between "fast and talented" and "great." Just a warning that this guy is out there. I'll prolly say some nasty things to him if he crosses my path again.

    I'm sure all trails have "A"dam "H"enrys on them. But if we all work to be good trail users maybe hikers and horseback riders will like us more. (Coming from a former horse girl who didn't care to share the trail with mountain bikers...)
    "he makes"...."he needs", well I'd say you have it all figured out. Well done!
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    Brake checking and throwing elbows?

    Ok seriously, pretty sure I know the guy mentioned by the OP.

    *Not an a hole.

    **Yes a great rider.

    ***Also spent a lot of time building and maintaining the trails mentioned by the OP.

    The SW Valley is a pretty cool place to ride and has a great MTB community, with the guy posted about being one of the most well known and friendliest to both XC racers and newbies alike. We should all be reminded that there are two sides to every story.

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    I'm the guy your looking for. I'm generally a d1ckh3ad in life with poor bike manners...and skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by urbanseeds View Post
    I'm the guy your looking for. I'm generally a d1ckh3ad in life with poor bike manners...and skills.
    I'm going to elbow check you in the mangina this weekend on the bikepack....because that's where bikepacking needs to progress....strava bikepacking....progression knows no boundaries.....don't hate the playa'....hate the game, SON!

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    Are we in the EU? What's with the 'kit' stuff. Don't we still call it a Jersey?

    I'm heading for DNA right now and gonna throw and elbow at the first person that walk within striking range. After I take out some big breasted bimbo in Safeway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maadjurguer View Post
    I'm going to elbow check you in the mangina this weekend on the bikepack....because that's where bikepacking needs to progress....strava bikepacking....progression knows no boundaries.....don't hate the playa'....hate the game, SON!
    Free play on my mangina if he wears a race kit.

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    I wish I could meet Kit Carson. I'd rip off his elbows and shove them up his strava. KOM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Are we in the EU? What's with the 'kit' stuff. Don't we still call it a Jersey?

    I'm heading for DNA right now and gonna throw and elbow at the first person that walk within striking range. After I take out some big breasted bimbo in Safeway
    It's for roadies who ride on the trails. And.......I blame Strava......and Lance....and Kimurel......
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    I found a photo of him !!!

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    thanks for being a bunch of ass munching trolls. F.O.A.D. Ya know I am serious when I posted this hoping that you all would give me something to say to the dude instead of trolling. And for the record, the husband is an experienced rider....I'm just getting into it. So if you guys wanted to chase a nice lady off the boards, you were more than successful and I am more than offended. Take your beer drinking ass scratching skid mark making asses back to your studio apartments and switch hands because that is all the variety you are going to get in life! Just don't eat Cheetos.

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    Ha. That's awesome.

    Have fun out there and stop getting your knickers in a twist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sya_unit View Post
    thanks for being a bunch of ass munching trolls. F.O.A.D. Ya know I am serious when I posted this hoping that you all would give me something to say to the dude instead of trolling. And for the record, the husband is an experienced rider....I'm just getting into it. So if you guys wanted to chase a nice lady off the boards, you were more than successful and I am more than offended. Take your beer drinking ass scratching skid mark making asses back to your studio apartments and switch hands because that is all the variety you are going to get in life! Just don't eat Cheetos.
    Figured you were a dude with 'unit' in your handle. It's cool though, several users thought I was female for a while. Anyway, you're not being very Christian about all this. I suggest filling out a 'prayer request' and then discarding it in the mountain preserve, near a church somewhere.
    Nice KOM, sorry about your penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sya_unit View Post
    So if you guys wanted to chase a nice lady off the boards.............Take your beer drinking ass scratching skid mark making asses back to your studio apartments and switch hands because that is all the variety you are going to get.
    That doesn't sound like something a nice lady would say.

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    Ass scratching asses - Ahahhaaahahaa
    Nice KOM, sorry about your penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sya_unit
    switch hands because that is all the variety you are going to get in life!
    If a threesome involves three people and a twosome involves two people, I now understand why people call me handsome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GR1822 View Post
    If a threesome involves three people and a twosome involves two people, I now understand why people call me handsome.
    Better safe than sorry:

    Nice KOM, sorry about your penis.

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    I had to sit here and say "F.O.A.D." Thirty times in my head before I figured out what it meant. Nice lady indeed!! Now, where did my Cheetos go?

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    Best thread ever...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sya_unit View Post
    thanks for being a bunch of ass munching trolls. F.O.A.D. Ya know I am serious when I posted this hoping that you all would give me something to say to the dude instead of trolling. And for the record, the husband is an experienced rider....I'm just getting into it. So if you guys wanted to chase a nice lady off the boards, you were more than successful and I am more than offended. Take your beer drinking ass scratching skid mark making asses back to your studio apartments and switch hands because that is all the variety you are going to get in life! Just don't eat Cheetos.
    so why ask for advice from a bunch of internet trolls when you have your husband "an experienced rider" to ask advice from instead?

    IMO this "ass munching trolls", this "beer drinking ass scratching skid mark making asses" ANNNND this "F.O.A.D" don't really = "nice lady"

    Im confused..........ooohhhh shiny object........

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    is this one of those "useless threads"... Gee I hope so..

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    My suggestion is sell all your bike stuff at a loss and take up a sport behind your locked doors where you may never have to deal with other humans.


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    98% of trail users are courteous , but for the 2%... if you're flying down the hill and I'm climbing, I hope you have a bailout plan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sya_unit View Post
    thanks for being a bunch of ass munching trolls. F.O.A.D. Ya know I am serious when I posted this hoping that you all would give me something to say to the dude instead of trolling. And for the record, the husband is an experienced rider....I'm just getting into it. So if you guys wanted to chase a nice lady off the boards, you were more than successful and I am more than offended. Take your beer drinking ass scratching skid mark making asses back to your studio apartments and switch hands because that is all the variety you are going to get in life! Just don't eat Cheetos.
    If I was your husband I'd find that guy and knock him off his bike n shove his "kit" up his "a" with his bike pump and tell him to leave my wife be and be polite to her or I won't be so nice next time. Oh and of course tell him to have a great n safe ride.

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    I kind of wish she had a little thicker skin, honestly I sort of like the lady! "Ass scratching skid mark making asses," classic!!

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    what a broad generalization,, who's to say we don't enjoy a cosmo every now and then...

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    I am still coming to grips with the Cheeto thing...


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    BTW, that was three little jokes in one right there. Gimme my rep!


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    Quote Originally Posted by sya_unit View Post
    thanks for being a bunch of ass munching trolls. F.O.A.D. Ya know I am serious when I posted this hoping that you all would give me something to say to the dude instead of trolling. And for the record, the husband is an experienced rider....I'm just getting into it. So if you guys wanted to chase a nice lady off the boards, you were more than successful and I am more than offended. Take your beer drinking ass scratching skid mark making asses back to your studio apartments and switch hands because that is all the variety you are going to get in life! Just don't eat Cheetos.
    Whoa....I thought I gave an honest/helpful answer....and most other guys were just having fun...didn't see anything personally hurled at you. What the heck happened?

    Just when I thought I had the Internet figured out.....back to my studio apartment.....with my wife....and two kids....and dog (it's a very cramped studio apartment, mind you).

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    i want to go ride FINS and ride impolitely in her purview. Please lord let this blessed thread live forever.

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