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    Hawaiian Diet=Pure DH Speed?

    Thinking of going on a diet of spam, poi, and Maui brewing to increase my dh speed.
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    Before you commit, just walk around all day with a sandbag on each shoulder. Then try to ride like that.

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    You and AjCorft just need to quit working out those index fingers!
    And Don't think the Hawaiian diet is going to work for you cause you already rocking the M.T's size 'B". That Mexi-jew diet is doing more harm than good!
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    I thought it was a mixture of closing eyes and hurr durr strength.

    BTW-the TRB and charge light thread would have been too easy. I wonder if the light is on the USB teet right now?
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    Hawaiian hulk anger.
    And truckloads of spam


    MT size B, classic...
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    I think he was born around the time of the Chernobyl fallout which would explain a lot.

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    Really though, what's the guy gonna do? He is Samoan. He's supposed to be fat, just like a Mexican is supposed to be short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azdog View Post
    I wonder if the light is on the USB teet right now?
    Of course it is, used up all my power up last night. Figured it worked so well! I put my helmet on and stuck my head out the window and drove home using the 650. Come on Dog, you know what it is like riding in a vehicle with your head stuck out the window. Happens every Friday night after pub crawl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KavuRider View Post
    Hawaiian hulk anger.
    And truckloads of spam


    MT size B, classic...

    Hey it works!!

    And yeah, it's all in the Gym for those MT's!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eazy_E View Post
    Really though, what's the guy gonna do? He is Samoan. He's supposed to be fat, just like a Mexican is supposed to be short.
    Found another Senior pic of Eazy-E,
    I knew there was a reason he didn't know how to read, when he called me Samoan, clearly the title says Hawaiian!
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    Come on Easy did you not get the DDB Christmas card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cycle64 View Post
    Come on Easy did you not get the DDB Christmas card.


    Wow you must've prepared last night for this huh?!!

    Well here is some Weekend motivation for you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodooboi View Post
    And yeah, it's all in the Gym for those MT's!!!
    but at least mine aren't touching my knees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodooboi View Post
    Wow you must've prepared last night for this huh?!!

    Well here is some Weekend motivation for you!
    LOL! No I just run with the topic at hand.

    PS: My a$$ is not fat just my belly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cycle64 View Post
    LOL! No I just run with the topic at hand.

    PS: My a$$ is not fat just my belly.
    Your belly is so fat, it looks like your ass is big from behind.

    Just like AzDog's MT"s are so huge, they look like Deltoid muscles from behind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodooboi View Post
    Your belly is so fat, it looks like your ass is big from behind.

    Just like AzDog's MT"s are so huge, they look like Deltoid muscles from behind.
    Quit looking at my A$$. Now I understand why you were so persistent to take me out in the dark and try out the new light last night.
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    shouldnt dog be diesel now with all that gym time?
    Quote Originally Posted by azdog View Post
    I think he was born around the time of the Chernobyl fallout which would explain a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cycle64 View Post
    Quit looking at my A$$. Now I understand why you were so persistent to take me out in the dark and try out the new light last night.
    That was kinda creepy. He may have wanted to show you the cave on mine loop!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cycle64 View Post
    Quit looking at my A$$. Now I understand why you were so persistent to take me out in the dark and try out the new light last night.
    Hard to not look at your ass when it's eclipsing the sun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KavuRider View Post
    shouldnt dog be diesel now with all that gym time?
    Diesel like doo's hobbit feet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodooboi View Post
    Hard to not look at your ass when it's eclipsing the sun!
    Just protecting you from going blind.

    Let's get back on track on how well the poi & Spam diet is working.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azdog View Post
    Diesel like doo's hobbit feet.
    2013 Hawaiian 510's

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    Quote Originally Posted by KavuRider View Post
    shouldnt dog be diesel now with all that gym time?
    hahahahaha, the Diesel went all to his MT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cycle64 View Post
    2013 Hawaiian 510's


    Toes long enough to grip any pedal!!!
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    They will be finding toe prints like those in the desert for many years to come.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azdog View Post
    They will be finding toe prints like those in the desert for many years to come.
    TLC will do a documentary. Finding the Hawaiian Sasquatch.
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