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    Good job! Free Pro Tip!

    Stay hydrated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by m77ranger View Post
    Stay hydrated!
    But if I bring too much water on my ride it will make the $3000 I spent to loose 3 lbs on my bike mean nothing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtbAZ44 View Post
    But if I bring too much water on my ride I will make the $3000 I spent to loose 3 lbs on my bike mean nothing...
    Carbon fiber camel sack.

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    Since ice floats, does adding ice to the bladder increase or decrease it's weight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Since ice floats, does adding ice to the bladder increase or decrease it's weight?
    Ice must be made of wood?

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    Quote Originally Posted by m77ranger View Post
    Ice must be made of wood?
    And therefore a witch

    Sent from my ADR6400L using Tapatalk 2

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    I like pie

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    Cary dehydrated water. All the benefits of water without the weight.

    *Just add water

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    Pro tip #2:

    GET RAD!!!

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    Eat meat

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    And I thought pros drank those expensive energy drinks while the amateurs hydrated with tap water a lap behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn-Rider View Post
    And I thought pros drank those expensive energy drinks while the amateurs hydrated with tap water a lap behind.
    Oh my god that's on the mark... So funny to see the x games when they interview the winning bmx'er or skater and somone shoves a monster or red bull in their hand... Gotta drink on camera to get the kick-back though ...

    Yeah, that's what makes those guys do what they do... over-caffeinated drinks...

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    That guy is as wordy as faildoc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtbAZ44 View Post
    Oh my god that's on the mark... So funny to see the x games when they interview the winning bmx'er or skater and somone shoves a monster or red bull in their hand... Gotta drink on camera to get the kick-back though ...

    Yeah, that's what makes those guys do what they do... over-caffeinated drinks...

    If you look closely at the Monster cans those kids are given, many times it is water. Yes, they actually make "Tour Water" which comes in a can nearly exact to the "regular" Monster-and when the kick back is six figures plus, I would probably take a sip of toilet water!

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