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    Dgangi's Weirdest Week

    Dear Penthouse,

    this was the weirdest week ever. I get a lot...A LOT...but i never thought this would happen to me.

    i was coming home in my Infiniti I-47 (nuclear turbo edition), when i spotted a blue-eyed, red-haired North Korean hottie grabbing a box of goo packets from my front door. I quickly tucked my velour shirt into my leather pants, stepped out of the car, when all of a sudden...

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    wwdgd

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    ...she said,'' you wanna dance GI?'' as she hopped into her 'tricked-out' cavalier, revved the engine , hit the hydraulic switches and flipped on the neon lights underneath the car. Just then...
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    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Carb-boom!!!
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    oooh, shiny...
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    ...She sped off down the street tossing what appeared to be a bra out the window. Taking a corner at high speed I could tell that there was not one, but two North Korean hotties in the pimped out cavalier. I could see the passenger clearly as she...

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    ...she said,'' you wanna dance GI?'' as she hopped into her 'tricked-out' cavalier, revved the engine , hit the hydraulic switches and flipped on the neon lights underneath the car...
    ...Then Doug says, "Wait a minute, North Korean hottie. I've riden down the Ho Chi Minh trail before. Penetrated the 57th parallel, if you know what I mean. But...have you met my lovely girl Rita?"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CactusJoe
    ...Then Doug says, "Wait a minute, North Korean hottie. I've riden down the Ho Chi Minh trail before. Penetrated the 57th parallel, if you know what I mean. But...have you met my lovely girl Rita?"...

    then the hottie says "i know you rike to go down on Rita, row and srow."

    Doug flips his porn-star hair, tugs on his Magnum moustache, when suddenly there is a sharp pain in his side. everything goes hazy, then black.

    When he awakes, he finds himself in a large cardboard box in the back of a UPS truck. Country music is blasting, and there is the distinct smell of curry in the air...

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    [QUOTE=chollaball]When he awakes, he finds himself in a large cardboard box in the back of a UPS truck. Country music is blasting, and there is the distinct smell of curry in the air...[/QOUTE]
    ...with his fingers, he claws a hole in the side of the box. Through the legs of chickens in the cage next to him, he sees people bustling around a dusty street market, sitars twang along with the coughs and sputters of the truck's engine. Suddenly, a jarring bump sends Doug and the box tumbling down a cow pie riddled road...
    Last edited by highdelll; 12-04-2008 at 12:39 PM.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    When all of a sudden........She pulled it out. This was new territory for me, but I've never been one run away.

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    So I let her continue sucking my big fungus infected, half nailed big toe while I carved my own...
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    ....initials in a large block of cheese which was sitting next to the box and had a very large, blind man sitting on it. That man leaned over and said to me,......"

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    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee."...Just as his glass eye ...
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    Fragile - must be Italian
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    Ha ha - very funny! (Actually it is...you all made me laugh)

    Actually I am going to be in Malaysia this next week, so maybe your tall tale of Asian lust might just come true for me.

    (Crap I hope the wife doesn't read this...)


    Thx...Doug

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    NEWSFLASH: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?



    He has gone missing somewhere in SouthEast Asia. Last seen carrying a package of Goo and stalking a Postal worker.
    Last edited by chollaball; 12-04-2008 at 02:30 PM.

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    that was the best version of 'mad libs' ive ever read!

    bravo!
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    I could go all day...sick here, stuck at home inside trying to stay warm.....very pathetic.

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