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    Cenobite's Greatest HITS video

    Disclamer: No mountain bikers were harmed during the making of this video.

    from Rick Gravesen on Vimeo.




    Outakes from various videos from June 1st, 2010 through July 9th, 2010.

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    That's great man Love the 2 fingers in the air at the end. Good comic relief on a slow Wed and good to see someone that can laugh at themselves. Keep up the...well...keep at it at least

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    That last on made me lol....

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    Looks like your rebound is set too fast
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    Nice work I have been thinking of putting a similiar video together but have not been riding enough to get as many nice spills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAB
    That last on made me lol....
    That last one is a sure sign of a frustrated mountain biker. That was my second try. My first try resulted in OTB and I mistakenly didn't have the camera on.
    When you go down hard like that and your first concern is not wether or not you are injured but rather flipping the mountain off in a timely fashion- you are mentally beat by that particular obstacle !

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    Ah Dr Demento

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    Quote Originally Posted by dsittman
    That's great man Love the 2 fingers in the air at the end. Good comic relief on a slow Wed and good to see someone that can laugh at themselves. Keep up the...well...keep at it at least
    You gotta' be able to laugh at yourself !
    With that last crash being the exception, I always crash on the simple stuff. I am careful on the hard stuff and I allow myself to get sloppy on the easy stuff.

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    nice vid! do you have an inner ear infection?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 'size
    nice vid! do you have an inner ear infection?
    It's the bikes fault. The enduro was crooked. To cure that, I bought a Firebird. Turns out, its crooked too. Makes it look like the rider is drunk sometimes. Just my luck.

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    Man, that is some funny stuff. Almost like you conked yourself out on the rock a few times. You should post that in the Pivot forum, you'll be the anti kenbenit videos.

    The comic relief!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cenobite39
    Disclamer: No mountain bikers were harmed during the making of this video.

    from Rick Gravesen on Vimeo.




    Outakes from various videos from June 1st, 2010 through July 9th, 2010.
    This is great. I love how your woman just looks at you (with a little smirk?) while you're on the ground. I recall the video of her in Moab, and as soon as she hit the ground, you were off your bike. I guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship

    (I will admit, got a chuckle out of this as well. Glad your bike is okay.)
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    Apparently you are down left....

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    Nice!

    That was great!

    Isn't if funny how we feel much better after we flip off whatever bit us?

    Maybe you can use this for the soundtrack of your next one ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHgaC_MApy0

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    Funny stuff. And great song too. Keep up the "good riding".
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    +1 on the great video with a great song! thanks for sharing

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    Quote Originally Posted by seandm
    You should post that in the Pivot forum, you'll be the anti kenbenit videos.

    The comic relief!
    I was actually cast alongside Ken in SOMO IN THE RAIN. They felt I was the perfect Chis Farley to his Brad Pitt. Unfortunately, my on-screen sexuality was so powerful that they were sure it would bump the PG rating to NC17 and they didnt want to lose the fan base so my scenes never made final cut.

    Ass-less riding chaps are always a gamble and this time the gamble did'nt pay out.

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    That was funny....

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    I wish I had the guts to abuse my body like that.

    So, June and July, AZ desert, and you're wearing black, long sleeves with full finger black gloves? How do you do it?

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    Good Stuff

    The opening scene looks like the Moore Fun Trail. As one of the shop techs in Fruita told me once, Moore Fun...More Hard. Good show.
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    Pure awesome-ness. Thanks for sharing

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    And I thought I had a bike obsession. You are at once tragic and awesome.

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    Nice, looks familiar. With all those OTB's you might want Enel to look at those wrist's for possible breakage .
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    Quote Originally Posted by smilinsteve
    I wish I had the guts to abuse my body like that.
    I do not have the guts to abuse my body like that ! I only have the guts to ride 4-5 days a week and as a result, I sometimes abuse my body like that !

    Quote Originally Posted by smilinsteve
    So, June and July, AZ desert, and you're wearing black, long sleeves with full finger black gloves? How do you do it?
    I usually ride really early, before it gets too hot.

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    Thanks for the comments, everyone and I'm glad you enjoyed the video. You have to have fun out there !
    Last edited by Cenobite39; 07-22-2010 at 08:58 PM.

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    Nice! I like the double barrel flip off at the obstacle at the end...

    Better than chucking your rig!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleGerl
    That was great!

    Isn't if funny how we feel much better after we flip off whatever bit us?

    Maybe you can use this for the soundtrack of your next one ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHgaC_MApy0
    HA HA ! I'd like to say that there won't be a Cenobite's greatest hits Part 2 but I know that's just wishful thinking ! I will keep this song in mind !

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    Very nice work!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cenobite39
    I always crash on the simple stuff...
    Hey! We crash at all the same places!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noelg
    Very nice work!



    Hey! We crash at all the same places!

    That was you I saw crashing on that easy stuff that one time, out there by the thing ? Next time, I'll stop and say hi !

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    We saw you finishing a lap at Pemberton on Sunday as we were heading out....thought about riding the next lap with you.

    Glad we didn't.....that stuff is contagious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiskersOfDeath
    We saw you finishing a lap at Pemberton on Sunday as we were heading out....thought about riding the next lap with you.

    Glad we didn't.....that stuff is contagious.
    At least say "hi" next time ! I planned on at least 45 miles on Sunday but got 36 miles in and then bonked big time. I don't know what happened.

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    "bonked" or "crashed"?
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    How that GPS has survived I just don't know. (not that I want to jinx you or anything though.....). So, nevermind. I take that back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noelg
    "bonked" or "crashed"?
    I don't actually remember. Which means I crashed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dag Nabbit
    How that GPS has survived I just don't know. (not that I want to jinx you or anything though.....). So, nevermind. I take that back.
    Best $25 I ever spent ! (craigslist) I've been riding with that thing for a year now and if it doesn't survive another crash then I still got my money out of it !

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    Great video, and yeah, like Skinny said, I noticed Amy's smile. Guess she has come to expect the entertainment.

    Oh and Rick, is this you???
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    You make me miss riding in AZ, lumps and all. Can't stop laughing at the double salute on the last challenge that got ya for the take down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoyoteKis
    Great video, and yeah, like Skinny said, I noticed Amy's smile. Guess she has come to expect the entertainment.

    Oh and Rick, is this you???

    Holy CRAP ! That's a rough one !
    Yeah, the first time Amy watched me OTB, she was all worried. Now she's like- "will you quit clownin' around and bleeding all over so we can get some riding in ?"

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    lol, loved the vid! the music was perfect!

    oh, and you didn't land on a cranky rattler
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    dude!

    lower that seat or buy a gravity dropper before you die!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoyoteKis
    Great video, and yeah, like Skinny said, I noticed Amy's smile. Guess she has come to expect the entertainment.

    Oh and Rick, is this you???
    Looks like it's going to be a soft landing at least.

    Watched vid a few times now and I think it gets funnier every time. Music is great too. I better not invest in a video recorder for myself cuz I think I'd put yours to shame tho

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    After hearing Rick talk about this video for 4 hours straight this morning I had to watch it........and it was worth ever second!!! Great stuff, love the double birds .................Drew

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    Never gets old

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    Wish I would of had the "tree" crash on film! Would of been a GREAT addition!...........Drew

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoyoteKis
    Great video, and yeah, like Skinny said, I noticed Amy's smile. Guess she has come to expect the entertainment.

    Oh and Rick, is this you???
    Dude, that's Raymond if I remember correctly. That's Sedona, from SpringFling 1 or 2. Don't remember which. That's me in the blue at the top. That water was REALLY nasty.

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    Of all the crashes....the gravel.....stupid loose gravel!!! That and sand.....

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    Man, I would've loved to have added that tree crash to my next one !

    That loose gravel- was on the porcupipine rim shuttle in Moab. I was catching up to Tri-girl and I saw that road jump coming up that looked fun. I didn't realize that she was stopped on the other side of the road until I was half-assed commited to the jump through speed. What you see is the resulting SURPRISE ! crash.

    What's funny is that this thread has been up for a month and it got an additional 150 views last night. People do love watching a good crash !

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    Cenobite 39 that vid. made my day. I thought I was the only one who went over the bars all the time. The bird bouquet at the end.........Classic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cenobite39
    Man, I would've loved to have added that tree crash to my next one !

    That loose gravel- was on the porcupipine rim shuttle in Moab. I was catching up to Tri-girl and I saw that road jump coming up that looked fun. I didn't realize that she was stopped on the other side of the road until I was half-assed commited to the jump through speed. What you see is the resulting SURPRISE ! crash.

    What's funny is that this thread has been up for a month and it got an additional 150 views last night. People do love watching a good crash !

    Maybe you could add this still to the video. This is a second before impact! Check out the face!!!! He sees it coming!!!!!..............Drew


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    This is one of the funniest posts I've seen on MTBR in a long time. Thanks Rick for publically laughing at yourself. More of us need to follow your lead.

    Thx...Doug

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