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    Beets

    Who cares about beets? I don't, that's for sure. So I thought I'd start a thread just to let everyone know I don't care about beets. Not one bit. Couldn't be bothered with them. Won't waste my time thinking about them. Stupid beets, who do beets think they are? Beets, huh, good god yall, what are they good for? NOTHING, say it again, BEETS!

    Do you like beet juice? Was Beetlejuice named after beets or beetles? I don't think about it, nope, not one iota. Maybe it was beet le' jus? "Juice of the beet"? Was Burton a beet fan? Do you think Winona ever shoplifted a beet? I wonder if that little Beetlejuice dude that goes on Stern likes beets. I wonder if he even knows what a beet is? Anyway, beets are stupid and have no bearing on me. Is a radish a beet that just couldn't commit? If a beet falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, do I care any less?

    I don't care about beets, and that's all I have to say about beet. I mean that.

    If "beet" was spelled with an "r" instead of a "t", would I like them more?

    Beets are stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Bart View Post
    Who cares about beets?
    I do. IMO, the most underrated veggie in the WORLD. (Or is it a tuber?)
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    I really don't give a "BEET!

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    Hey Skinny!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AzMntBkr1 View Post
    Hey Skinny!?
    What?
    Nobody gives a s#$t you singlespeed.

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    Negative beets are headed your way buddy.
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    what about 'beats doorknob'

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    ahh summer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    ahh summer
    Beets me why you would think the time of year has anything to do with it. Beet it!

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    oh man, beets are so good

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    Quote Originally Posted by zblee View Post
    oh man, beets are so good
    Agreed, and therefore I gave you some positive rep points!!!!!! Use the wisely.
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    Roasted Chiogga beets....yum!

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    I...Hate...Yogurt..

    I...Hate...Yogurt...

    Thoroughly enjoyed the diatribe against beets but...

    I...Hate...Yogurt...

    So no, I guess I don't care about beets. Thanks for the thread, REP points coming your way!
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    will someone PLEASE come trim my toe nails

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    I like beets but not beef
    Do you have a beef with that?
    I dig dirt!

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    I blame Black Bert for this........


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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    will someone PLEASE come trim my toe nails
    NO!

    You should take that request over to the toenail thread, you may be able to get a ...


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    toe job there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinny-tire View Post
    I do. IMO, the most underrated veggie in the WORLD. (Or is it a tuber?)

    I gotta side w/Skinny on this one.

    Pickled beets are mighty fine; my favorite way to eat them!

    Sugar is also made from beets (used to or still do have a sugar beet factory here in the valley)! I really don't give a flyin' beet though!

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    beets are awesome, I mean, eat a bunch of deep crimsons and pee red.
    better than asparagus and...well, you know.

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    Don't let Moze get drift of this thread. He does not take kindly to beet haters......
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    How does Moze Schrute end up in an Az thread? That is why I love this place, and why I also hate beets.
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    Ultimate food cure for constipation.....................just sayin...............

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    Okay, wow. So this is quite embarrassing, last night I was out at dinner and I asked the waitress, "What are these red things in the beet salad?" and she says, "Those? Those are beets."

    I had no idea. So I must have been thinking about something else other than beets. I'm sure it will come to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Bart View Post
    Okay, wow. So this is quite embarrassing, last night I was out at dinner and I asked the waitress, "What are these red things in the beet salad?" and she says, "Those? Those are beets."

    I had no idea. So I must have been thinking about something else other than beets. I'm sure it will come to me.
    Must have been lima beans. (And don't you dare say Brussel sprouts. Brussel sprouts are da bomb!)
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