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    Ouch, I am hot!
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    Which Animal Are You and/or Trailhead Rant III

    The other day I pulled into the SoMo parking lot to go for a hike. I was with my two young daughters, the dogs and our pet hamster. After passing a group of pot heads and a van swaying back and forth, some dude at the bathrooms wearing wire rimmed glasses and a lab coat called me a freaking Peacock in front of the hamster and my kids. If the girls were not with me, this guy would have been dead. I am a bat and everyone knows it. Freaking peacock. What has the world come to?

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    Wild dog here. And yes, I will take a dump in the middle of a trail.
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    Shred...it's the new drug
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    I'm like a big bear man...with these claws and big friggin teeth, and I don't even know how to use them. I'm just batting the bunny around man...

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    Beaver with runners-up being the sheep and wild dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by latedropbob
    I'm like a big bear man...with these claws and big friggin teeth, and I don't even know how to use them. I'm just batting the bunny around man...
    You're so money and you don't even know it!
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    ima wolf!!! f-yea... and dude seriously you should not take your hamster out to the trail head if you are so affraid of pot! sounds like the dude that called you a peacock was on acid btw...
    What mountain bike forum do pirates use? .....



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    Baboon, WHO rides atop the elephant that kills his trainer.

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    My other ride is your mom
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    Damn....I'm an otter!




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    It's amazing, on this board here, being AZ and all, with nothing but desert around PHX and Tucson, no dank, damp dark hidey holes under bridges with creeks or streams near them, how many trolls reside in AZ.

    Most of them are males on bikes with more than 5" of travel that pedal like crap, with a strong portion of them perhaps not being trolls, but instead burning clouds of red eyed skunks, the odor emanating from them, or perhaps beer goggle eyed and reeking of Dorrito's Ranch flavored chips. Sometimes, you can find them hiding under the bus, which is a good location for them according to older, more experienced, XC oriented species.


    yep, I'm a Bison or an Elephant.
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    Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal.

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    owl

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    Bear Dead on. Don't poke the bear

    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and I,
    I took the road less traveled by and
    It has made all the difference. R Frost

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    I love bike!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whyaduck
    Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal.
    ...bred for its skills in magic.

    I'm a beaver.

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    I did one for RandyBoy... it seems he is a mosquito, ya know the super annoying things that never go away no matter how many of them you kill, but still harmless non the less.

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    A plethora of pinatas
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    Clydesdale! But, I ride like a gazelle.
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    PMP,TAN,LAUNDRY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike-e
    I did one for RandyBoy... it seems he is a mosquito, ya know the super annoying things that never go away no matter how many of them you kill, but still harmless non the less.
    I thought you were going to say more of an a** tick. Where's Pedo Bear?
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    A mountain goat??
    obviously this is flawed
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by azdog
    I thought you were going to say more of an a** tick. Where's Pedo Bear?
    Where you're not.... Azfreeride

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    Monkey ... Don't you monkey with the monkey!

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    Based on my profile picture, it's pretty clear I'm a chicken with large talons
    Racing is life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

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    It's a slugfest!
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    I am a white grub worm, the larvae of a scarab beetle. I have a dark posterior abdomen and a brown head. Sometimes I curl into a C-shape. If you find me in a C-shape, get the hell away from me or I will kick your a$$. I don't take fricken test or polls, and have mediocre math skills.
    "I've got nothing to hoard...."

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    I am animal...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike-e
    I did one for RandyBoy... it seems he is a mosquito, ya know the super annoying things that never go away no matter how many of them you kill, but still harmless non the less.
    Not a good idea implying "kill" in a sentence or paragraph with my name in it while posting on the internet.

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    A Sable? WTF?
    This is just need to know information: Am i supposed to enjoy the irony or pity the sincerity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YuriB
    A Sable? WTF?
    Ha ! me too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chongoman
    Ha ! me too.
    Yep, same here. We're gonna get eaten by a lion!

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    I should be out riding....

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    im a wildcat...i fricken hate UofA kids. WTF runner up for a swan or a shrew.

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    snake, but it says i might also be a cottontail, wheee!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyBoy
    Not a good idea implying "kill" in a sentence or paragraph with my name in it while posting on the internet.
    It kills me that RandyBoy is equally liked on every board he posts to, nobody can kill the mood quite like Randy can.

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    Err...

    I got "badger".


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    2006 Yeti AS-X
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    I am a Beaver! giggity!
    I don't use Strava. Don't need an application to tell me I am slow because I already know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eabos
    Wild dog here. And yes, I will take a dump in the middle of a trail.
    Me too! Wild Dog.
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    Porcupine? That would explain the multiple flats I got last week.
    I'm tired of chasing my dreams, I'm just gonna find out where they're going and hook up with them later!

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    Steep, deep and off the grid........................Mtn Lions are pretty deft among rocks!!!

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    too funny!

    Quote Originally Posted by DurtGurl
    Me too! Wild Dog.
    That looks just like Boojum!

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    Manbearpig...cereal.
    "It's only when you stand over it, you know, when you physically stand over the bike, that then you say 'hey, I don't have much stand over height', you know"-T. Ellsworth

    You're turning black metallic.

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    I'm a mouse

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    Porcupine, it's been at least a year since I had a flat though.

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    Tiger.

    I was really hoping for orca though.

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    livin' the dream......
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    Beaver it is!

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    Zebra, wtf...

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    Owl!
    Wtf?
    Now I DRIVE the short bus!!


    Help increase ShortBus' rep

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    Just Joshin' ya!
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    I am a bear. Or a bison. Either way I am big, furry, and I taste great as a burger.
    Getting a dropper post is like getting a bidet. I didn't know I needed one until I get one and boy, does my ass thank me.

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    Not at the table,Carlos!
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    I'm a frickin shark with laser beams attached to my head!

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    Dog here. I was hoping for wild cat, but I would probably be shot according to some forums.








    I did it again, and now I'm a HIPPOTRAGUS!!!
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    "Doing the right thing" is like water. It's good for all living things,and flows without thinking about where it's going.

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    WTF, a Swan? I beleive I'm more like a one eyed snake.
    "Not drinking is the Single Speed World Championships version of doping" -Jacquie Phelan

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    Wookie!

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    So, the other day I'm in the somo parking lot in my lab coat and white rimmed glasses. On my my to grandma's house to get a piece of little red riding hood. When some peacock with his two daughters and a tasty looking hamster cut right in front of me. I said watch it you freak'n peacock. Man, did he get worked up....... saying some crap about a bat or something. I just looked at him and thought, I should eat your hamster right in front of you and you daughters. But I was in a hurry to see riding hood. On the way there I saw three little pigs but, I didn't have time to deal with blowing them away either. I like riding hood too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyBoy
    Not a good idea implying "kill" in a sentence or paragraph with my name in it while posting on the internet.


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    Need more cowbell
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    Fox?

    I guess I make suspension components....

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    Elephant.....

    Watch Out!

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    Otter? Hmmm ...

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    In the rear with the beer
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    Elephant? I think this thing just called me fat!!!! AND slow!! (so i guess its pretty accurate then....)

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    In the rear with the beer
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcoplea
    Clydesdale! But, I ride like a gazelle.


    I'll agree with you on the clydesdale part......

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    I am a Wolf!!!

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    yup, wolf here as well. most definitely wrong...I must have embellished...
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    Prairie Dog

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    What mountain bike forum do pirates use? .....



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    Im a tiger

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    Fragile - must be Italian
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    I'm a badger. So don't f*ck with me.

    My wife took the test and came out as an owl. That's spot on.

    Thx...Doug

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    I'm a penguin and the wife is a bat. So she's a mammal that can fly and I'm a bird that can't. Silly. Or we're making the next Dark Knight movie and we'll be millionaires.
    Today's the day I eat bikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirdir
    The other day I pulled into the SoMo parking lot to go for a hike. I was with my two young daughters, the dogs and our pet hamster. After passing a group of pot heads and a van swaying back and forth, some dude at the bathrooms wearing wire rimmed glasses and a lab coat called me a freaking Peacock in front of the hamster and my kids. If the girls were not with me, this guy would have been dead. I am a bat and everyone knows it. Freaking peacock. What has the world come to?

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    A mole
    Nobody gives a s#$t you singlespeed.

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    Gorilla? Really...

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    Wow a wolf, that must be why I like to pee on fire hydrants.
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