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    Sexy bib shorts

    Yesterday I bought bib shorts as one of my steps to become "more respectable" cyclist. I tried couple sizes on, one fit perfectly. I don't know are they good or anything, but seemed like a good fit and a bargain, so I got em. The first moments I felt little uneasy about them, but from then on it was only extreme comfort I felt. They give good support at the right places, they conform to shape of my body about perfectly. They keep me even warm. It's like touch of a woman! Best of all, I felt sexy, in an obscene way. I felt like a pornstar on a bike. I wore them whole day with pride, I probably can't live without them anymore.

    So that's my story for today. Any sexy stories or bib short stories to share?

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    one hopes you're not actually a priest...
    whatever...

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    Tone's???

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    well now.... huh..
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    That sounds very liberating.

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    Try assless chaps, even better!!

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    Can't top Optimus - won't even try.

    To the OP (another bibs convert): welcome, you'll never look back.
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    Sexy bib shorts

    Isn't "assless" chaps redundant?

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    Yeah, but chaps doesn't conjure up the same visions. Or make me laugh.

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    Hope you got a dropper post!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    Tone's???
    LOL, Its not me but im warming to him, just gonna give him some green
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    I can see in to the future. And what I see is a long drawn out comical thread. Possibly one for the record book's. Tones?
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    Is this a 4th post's a charm, kind of thing ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I can see in to the future. And what I see is a long drawn out comical thread. Possibly one for the record book's. Tones?
    I highly doubt it. This thread isn't even half as long as it should be, OC humor is not appreciated here, even though this post just begs for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Its not me but im warming to him, just gonna give him some green
    Is that all you're giving? C'mon now. OP leads with a post like that and that's all you give in return . . . I'm disappointed in you. You're not the giver I thought you were.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    Is that all you're giving? C'mon now. OP leads with a post like that and that's all you give in return . . . I'm disappointed in you. You're not the giver I thought you were.
    LOL, Mods please move this to the OC where it can bloom into something that it deserves to be, thankyou.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    I mean seriously. I hate having a perfectly good smartass post deleted simply because the OP mis-filed his thread.
    I'm enjoying my childhood way too much to ever give it up.

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    Some of my best contributions have been obliterated.

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    That which has been seen can not be unseen, but it has to be seen first. Repost 'em on the OC thread.
    I'm enjoying my childhood way too much to ever give it up.

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    Where is turbo priest? Turbo at present you are a 4 post wonder, come over to the OC and give us an introduction thread, tell em i sent you......
    And give your post a perverted and self depreciated slant, then you will fit in just great.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    once I made the switch to bib shorts, I have not gone back to "regular" shorts. The only thing drawback to them is when you have to drop a duece. Jersey off, bibs down. Other than that, I will continue to wear my bibs.

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    Just cut a hole in them....

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    Well I ordered a pair of these for Cute Butt...now I just have to talk her into the whole sans top look on the trail thing... I'm really starting to dig this sport..
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    Last edited by Stillraining; 07-09-2013 at 11:12 PM.
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