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    Neg reppers r my biatches
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    Which terrain is more "All Mountain"?



    or this



    I want to know who of these living legends to idolize more,

    thanks in advance

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    how would you get the smell off the bike?
    i need to develop my crashing skills...

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    You need at least 6in of travel for the cow but the whale looks like a start hill for a bmx track. And also lots of bleach and elbow grease to get rid of the smell

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    Singlespeed vs fatbike... There's something fishy about this thread, no bull!

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    No animals were harmed in the making of this thread.
    "I love the bike. It's my meditation. I think I'm bike-sexual." -Robin Williams

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    best...thread...ever!

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    crap! might as well look for roadkills and roll over. what enjoyment do you get rolling over dead meat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rookie nick View Post
    what enjoyment do you get rolling over dead meat?
    are you kidding? the cow's rear looks like a perfect launch ramp.

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    Disgusting!

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    First think I think when I see a giant dead fish is, "man I could totally whip off of that!"

    Keep it classy dead animal riding folk.

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    Awesome!

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    hahaha funny thread OP, nice work...

    For the record, the cow is more AM
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    The Fish, for sure could totally whip off of it.

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    Just watch out for the cows sisters, brother, uncles brother in law former roommate getting payback

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    The cow...

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    I applaud your efforts to raise awareness about how shipping lanes' routes cross migratory paths for several whale species, including the blue whale, causing them to wash up dead on west coast beaches.

    If only the rest of us would ride our bikes on dead wildlife more often, we would all be much better stewards of our delicate ecosystem

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    Neg reppers r my biatches
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    Quote Originally Posted by dog View Post
    how would you get the smell off the bike?
    the gentleman (term used very loosely) with the nerve to insult many an Indian by exploiting uses of dead yet sacred cow's has as the least of his concerns the resultant smell on his bike. His retardation shows itself in many forms and consider this just one of many

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    niether. mammals are so xc.

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    Try rolling over this


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    Wouldn't the whale be "all ocean"? So that means the cow is the all mountain choice.
    I don't crash, I just have slightly uncontrolled dismounts!

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    Def the cow, as far as who to idiolize more, you already have a bromance going with you know who

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