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    The funniest thread ever?

    Posted here as picolax is the All Mountain version of may popular medications...
    Read on, and you WILL laugh!
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    There is no way I am reading all that.
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    Oh, you should! Its well worth it, I was crying with laughter!

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    Edit: NM, thought you were on about something else....
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    Lost me there!? Its about Picolax...

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    That was hilarious. Well worth the time it took to read it.

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    I read most of it.

    Other peoples pain or discomfort is fantastic to read about!

    I got some important info -

    Other peoples pain is fantastic to read about!

    NEVER "man scan" directions again......

    An NEVER forget to triple check Rule #2!


    Now why can I still picture Jeff Daniels in the bathroom scene of dumb and dumber?

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    Amazing. Absolutely amazing

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    I found this posters comment to be of a worthy note indeedy...hee hee!

    blu-tone - 2007-07-18 07:47:36
    Picolax turned my bum from it’s usual semi-dormant state:
    a bit like Vesuvius; an impresssive and majestic sight with occasional noxious wiffs, regular minor expulsions of dangerous matter and a very rare display of awesome ferocity worthy of international news
    into:
    a portal from another collapsing largely aqeous universe via which all compressed matter emerged at trans light speeds, expanding exponentially as it emerges from the “wormhole”.
    If you think the widespread deluges of precipitation experienced this “summer” in any way approach “Biblical Proportions”, then rest assured by 09:00 tomorrow you will have ample personal evidence to entirely revise your delusion.
    I will add three pieces of advice, two very useful, the other certainly very serious.
    1] Wear tracksuit bottoms or other baggy style garment with elasticated waist, this might give you an outside chance.
    PLEASE READ THE NEXT ITEM VERY CAREFULLY BEFORE TAKING “AGENT” PICOLAX
    2] CHECK THE TIME & DATE OF APPOINTMENT ON THE HOSPITAL LETTER,
    REPEAT
    2] CHECK THE TIME & DATE OF APPOINTMENT ON THE HOSPITAL LETTER
    3] Have a TRUSTED friend verify your reading of the details in ITEM 2
    WCA, If you are looking for an INTERESTING thread tomorrow then I’ll try to explain from personal experience why ITEM 2 above is so vital.
    To those about to take Picolax, we salute you . . . (TBC) . . . . .

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    That was so funny!!!!
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    Very funny indeed, just don't bother with other people's comments and just read blu-tone's post.
    Some sound effects to go along with your read!
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    Last edited by rugbyred; 02-25-2009 at 08:34 PM.

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    That was definitely worth the read, I think Old Dudes dog molestation thread edges it out though.
    Last edited by Clutchman83; 02-26-2009 at 01:44 AM.
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    Dog...erm...molested..eh, how does that work...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sim2u
    Dog...erm...molested..eh, how does that work...?
    Found it! Enjoy...

    Sexually assaulted on the trail
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    NOT MTB related, but an internet phenomenon in its own right:
    The infamous and hilarious "How do I get Herculiner off my Hootus" thread on ExplorerForum

    Check out this video of women drivers:
    '06 Cannondale Rush 1000 4" travel 27lbs
    '04 Cannondale F600 SOBE -STOLEN!
    '96 Cannondale Uber-V 6" travel 30lbs

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    Hehe! The bit with the bus and the rising bollards is in Manchester UK, about 15 miles or so frm me. Made the local evening news

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    WOW I'm dying here.
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    We all loved that! Well, not my wife...but me and the boys were laughing like mad!
    Remember when we were kids and our Mom's said we could not play in the mud? I'm making up for it now!!

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    That was more, erm...alarming than funny. Although MANY of the comments left by the originator were funny...I guess...yet VERY alarming. He kept talking about the dogs going for his member, his dick as he puts it, yet the dogs do not have sexual intentions towards a guys member intentionally . Oh boy...I mean if it was true, well I can understand to some degree and more so if it were a woman due to the fact that they send out a stronger scent then guys. But, he sounds like he went through MORE than just a smooch from a pooch and he really does not sound like story is concrete in many areas...gaping holes everywhere.

    But hey man...thanks a bunch for finding it and posting, I got a great laugh from it on many levels...although still found it disturbing.


    Quote Originally Posted by Clutchman83

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    LOL...rolflmao...funny stuff. Although this too is scary in a way. Man, we just ordered the new Brera 09 white edition for the J-Market and it puts the fear of mother nature in my spine to know that SHE will want to be driving it. Argh...the pain of the unkown, and I can for the light of day, see my missus actually DOING some of that...OMG...what do I do...? he he he


    Quote Originally Posted by RiskEverything
    NOT MTB related, but an internet phenomenon in its own right:
    The infamous and hilarious "How do I get Herculiner off my Hootus" thread on ExplorerForum

    Check out this video of women drivers:




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    Quote Originally Posted by Sim2u
    That was more, erm...alarming than funny. Although MANY of the comments left by the originator were funny...I guess...yet VERY alarming. He kept talking about the dogs going for his member, his dick as he puts it, yet the dogs do not have sexual intentions towards a guys member intentionally . Oh boy...I mean if it was true, well I can understand to some degree and more so if it were a woman due to the fact that they send out a stronger scent then guys. But, he sounds like he went through MORE than just a smooch from a pooch and he really does not sound like story is concrete in many areas...gaping holes everywhere.

    But hey man...thanks a bunch for finding it and posting, I got a great laugh from it on many levels...although still found it disturbing.
    I respect the effort he put into that troll job. He was completely 100% screwing with everyone. The ability to stay in character was what cracked me up. old_dude was pretty much confined to the old POSER forum before it was shut down but his personality there was different than when he ventured out among the general population. He got most of those people hook, line, and sinker.
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    yeah I can imagine...there were so many contentious structures that popped onto the screen from his hands that just made me think...erm...yeah!!!!

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