It's not a complete bike. It doesn't have pivots or a shock. It's not titanium or carbon. It's not under 3lbs. It's not $1000 or more.
It's just a plain ol' beer can Santa Cruz Chameleon with appropriately spec'ed 650b swapouts.
Is that really too much to ask?
PS - Anyone have this frame in their shop, and happen to have a rear 650b wheel laying around? It seems pretty burly, so perhaps a legit 2.2" rear 650b would fit?